My boyfriend, who was with me at the time, said it spoke to Fabio’s humanity and decency. (My boyfriend is also a fish dude.)

I just want to say I saw Fabio in the Aquatics section of Petco in Studio City on Sunday and DAMN that man is fine. He even had his shirt open a few buttons too many so I could behold the hint of his abs. I died.

The flag of our people. We’d raise it high, but we can’t figure out how that flagpole rope thingy works exactly.

Yes, I feel like people are always saying “who falls THAT many times” and I just want to tell them that I do. All the time. Luckily, the press doesn’t follow me around at work, so when it happens to me I just get a lot of incredulous stares. Maybe she fakes it, I don’t know, but I certainly wouldn’t have to fake it.

I never knew I wanted this until now

ok but I need to wear that outfit every single day for the rest of my fucking life thanks.

Also, as someone who has fallen off a sidewalk more than once, I can attest that some of us just aren’t meant for walking in an upright fashion at all points in time. And don’t get me started on how often I turn too soon around a…

I have a running list of people I want to get high and color with and she's near the top.

Let the woman have her quiet protest of reading. If she not actively trying to hurt people, let it go.

My life has been lacking in Wash. Thank you.

what topics would you like to see covered? macro economics? conflict resolution in the middle east? sustainable agriculture?

I hate this attitude that talking about money is vulgar. Yeah, it can be if people are bragging or using it to push other people down. If it’s a frank discussion about what everyone is making and where people stand in a company, than we need to have that talk.

THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

Kate Winslet is insufferable and Titanic was a shitty movie and so was Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind.

I’m not sure if I’ll even be able to hear the comments section over the sound of our collective Delightful Irony Boner. There has to be a German word for that, right? By God, I hope there is.

Since we’re talking about Chick-Fil-A, the appropriate thing to say is that evangelicals are having a cow.

Chickenfreude?

Let’s be honest. It’s Christmas who has declared war on November. #IStandWithNovember

We wouldn’t be having so much trouble with ignorant fucks thinking those fake Planned Parenthood videos are somehow real if education weren’t so severely gimped.

We can hope that more research will result in the means to combat this unfortunate trend.

Starred because this fellow English major is laughing.