“Livin’ off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
That’d be the hour they knock the slick blaster
Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter
A gun fight and they come to cut the mixmaster”

madvillainy is straight fire

YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HIM DESMOND

Let’s just get the Futurama episode about Fry’s dog out of the way. Moving on....

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

gleeking was HUGE in 90's JR HS, at least in Missouri

A new synopsis for the show’s fourth season premiere has been released:

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

Wait, they’re not bringing back Joe Pantoliano? Meh. He needs at least a cameo spot. Ya gots to have the Captain.

It’s a play on the term “No Man’s Land”.

Depends on the flavor Jolly Rancher you had in the Zima!

because teenagers can follow the lead of BIG MALT BEVERAGE and start off on overly sweetened garbage like Bud Light Lime RazzzzzBrrIta and Smirnoff Ice and their ilk.

Patent Examiner/ former Patent Attorney here: One day back at the firm, my managing partner called me into his office to let him know that someone had called him about filing a patent. This person had (sigh) been on a “vision quest” with a shaman, and taken hallucinogens which (sigh) caused him to travel forward in…