“Livin’ off borrowed time, the clock tick faster
That’d be the hour they knock the slick blaster
Dick Dastardly and Muttley with sick laughter
A gun fight and they come to cut the mixmaster”

madvillainy is straight fire

This won’t make the cut, but in terms of College Roommate Nuisance Stories, one of my two other freshman roommates played Live’s Throwing Copper the entire year. That is not an exaggeration. That album played at least once a day, for the entire year. For anyone wondering how long it takes to get sick of Live, it’s…

gleeking was HUGE in 90's JR HS, at least in Missouri

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

It’s a play on the term “No Man’s Land”.

Depends on the flavor Jolly Rancher you had in the Zima!

because teenagers can follow the lead of BIG MALT BEVERAGE and start off on overly sweetened garbage like Bud Light Lime RazzzzzBrrIta and Smirnoff Ice and their ilk.