I hope someone gives Bethenny TOO MUCH TUNA!

1. April Ryan needs a raise. I don’t know what they are paying her, but it isn’t enough to put up with this BS.

Wait wait what is halfway decent about Drake? “Hotline Bling” is the most obnoxious slut-shaming song of recent memory. He is almost the literal personification of the “But I’m a nice guy” that is so creepy and entitled.

My half-black son was born Sept 5th, here in Kansas City, while those protests raged across the state. Because the AA communities in StL and KC are so intertwined I actually am friends with one of Micheal Brown’s cousins, and not thru my husband.

Yesyesyesthis. There’s a super duper libertarian/conservative guy who for some reason I’m Facebook friends with, despite talking to him like once about 8 years ago, and again, for some reason, his posts are all over my feed. I have half a mind to let loose on him despite him probably not knowing who I am (and me…

Had Elizabeth run I could have cast a vote for a nationalist, a populist, a thoughtful and honorable person who carries with her no sense of superiority or pretension. She is noble in her actions and usually in her words. Hell, she wrote a personal finance book that is still working its way through my mind.

Ms. DeMaio suggested that perhaps the two men were just “friends” or “great companions.”

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Well you don’t just start off by raping someone at Sundance.

They’re basically just repeating things that were already posted on Urban Dictionary and passed along by teens for years before that.

I call it “two dollars to daydream.” I know I’m not going to win, but I’ll buy a ticket then drive home thinking about all the fun ways I can spend that money. For me, that daydream is worth the $2.

• An ambitious corn dog that escaped from the concession stand at a rural Alabama fairground, stole an unattended wig, hopped a freight train to Atlantic City and never looked back

She was awarded for her medical bills, that coffee was well into dangerous temperatures and caused third degree burns on 6% (eta actually it may have been 16%) of her body. It almost killed her. She was in the hospital for 8 days and needed skin grafts. She originally asked for her medical bills but they refused.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU GUYS?

I don’t think it can be pointed out often enough the degree to which the NFL, in actuality, does not give a shit about the military but uses the partnership for 1) profit and 2) so that all the military nomenclature that is shit out the mouths of the Bucks and Nantzes of the world of a thin veneer of support from the…

Anecdotal, but as a bisexual woman who had no trouble attracting male attention, I STOPPED conforming to heterosexual beauty norms so much BECAUSE I realized women were an option for me, and men are the worst.

Or date other women, we're just so much better :p

I wish more insurance companies gave discounts for driving stick. I mean, how can you beat this trio?