God, I’m sorry.

Holy shit look at the price of that Hoodie.

...Why? It’s for RoS only, which is already a paid expansion from quite some time ago. Just skip a burger to raise the dead.

The houses cost a lot, but at the end of the day… A lot of these people are working jobs they enjoy, in a sweet part of the country where there is a ton of stuff to do.

Though obviously the game is made in crude jest, it is in fact something that the Secret Service will at least review if aware. Friends of the family are ex-secret service, and boy oh boy, they take this stuff seriously.

So, the moral here is that I should stop bragging about masturbation?