Same here, only I would gather all of my rolled-up douches and lay the mondegreen.

This is the best song ever:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I'll have you know that the people at Hormel are blameless, holy creatures!

Oh all right, Cypher Rage…

Nope, it was a Secret Cajun Man

Was it the girl who made him crazy? The one whom he made scream? "I can see you, you're severed head's shining in the sun…"

"Oh no, we've stumbled into an Eagles concert, IT'S A NIGHTMARE!"
- Crow T. Robot, Track of the Moon Beast

Alternative Sentience

As Jesus said: "Do the Dew!"

"I'm a dermatologist, I have no idea what I'm doing!"
"Anatolia, perhaps.."
"Anatolia twice!"
"I was in Victor, Victoria!"
"He's speaking through our omelette pan!"
"Harry Allen Towers…..Harry Allen Towers…Harry Allen…TOWERS!"

"He's speaking through our omelette pan!"

Please don't use the word "lips" when speaking of Trump. I just ate.

"Because when you're a professional piraaaate…."
I will give Jackson this, Captain Old Hickory Jackson is quite a swashbuckling name.

Or just bashing his head against the wall.

"Nobody makes look stupid! Not even me, see! I'll kill me before that happens!"

You never forget your first Hannibal episode.

Right now I'm showing my neighbor the first episode of the new MST3K. Good times!

That would be a cruel and unusual punishment

From Toy Story?!

-excerpt from "Ye Olde Spellfucker", by Beynjamyn Fraynqlin.