Thanks, Ulfric!

"I've seen the future, and it's SAUCE! Happy now?! WAKE UP AND SMELL THE SAUCE!"
- Hon. Simon Marchmont

"Oh all right, we'll perform somewhere else. This bar has a very Nickelback-heavy audience anyway."

That sounds positively Tuckeresque

I thought that was Lmmm Nssnn.

Tuppence a teabag!

Some….body once told me- you know what? I'm not going there!

Yabba dabba DON'T, Barney!!!
- Flintstones' slashfiction

Hey, have some sympathy for the Devil!

I feel the same way about this. After my suicide attempt in middle school my mother became concerned when I read things like Prozac Nation or Reviving Ophelia in high school. Given my history of suicide ideation I can understand why. However, when I read books like those it didn't inspire me to copy the behaviors of…

Don't worry Stimpy. As God as my witness, you will have sandwiches again.

That's why I read A.V. Club articles. Who needs broccoli when the A.V. Club provides all of the iron you need!

That's aMAAAAZing!

Weeth yor host, Doktor Stewpied

They DEMAND to be taken seriously!

License and registration, SPELLFUCKER!

The pure mothafuckin' magic of magnets

I'm not sure, I'll ask GOB next time I see him

Jack Slate vs. Jack Reacher.
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Do not covet thy neighbor's manservant?