Bicycle Repair Man?

Oh good, a scam!!!

FROM THEMSELVES!

She laughs
She cries
She will change your life.

Her?

*starts performing the Mac Elbow Dance*

"Some families just can't handle their arsenic…"

Then how do you explain the name Toys-R-Us?

Men save, women forgive, cheese maybe

Chris Langham. I enjoy what things I've seen him in (namely The Thick Of I and Posh Nosh), however after he was busted with abusive child pornography I'm not as inclined to rewatch anything involving him.

"All England knows Lady Hamilton is a virgin. Poke out my eye and cut off my arm if I'm wrong."

I'm more of a Daffuck Ducky Looney Tune than a Bugfuck looney tune myself.

Bluto: *raises bushy eybrows*

"Has our food ever given you the following: Hepatitis A, B, or C?"
"Si!"
"C?! Well then…."

Why, is this the Burt I. Gordon pain parade The Beginning of the End?

But zombies hate fast food!

And the music was mostly awful!

*to drunk customer number 23* "What would you like to eat? A hot dog? Well….we haven't found a way to Taco that one yet…wake your friend up! No, he is not having 'a little nap', he is having a little nap face down in a large cup of Mountain Dew! He is going to drown!"

Ah. Well, they are all pretty painfully awkward (especially the last one, as I went to see that one with my father.)

-The A.V. Club