This article reminds me of my favorite anime: Hiroshi "Two Sheds" Watanabe

IT'S BACON!

Not as surreal (or horrifying) as his poetry reading entitled "My Favorite Diaphragm Gurgles".

…..I miss Hannibal…..

If they're not Space Pants I don't really care

Damn Asuka, I didn't think things could get any worse for you after the End of Evangelion.

And the lights above them are so beautiful

Ben and Jerry's Ma-Ma-Ma-Mitchell flavor: Beer, steak, cigarettes, baby oil (NOOOO!), lard, Linda Evans (in her pre-Yanni days), failure, shame, rotten tomatoes (about 30%), embarrassment, Johnny Mathis

Or that Killer Tofu

Doo doo, doo doo doo

My Creamsicle Romance

- The Itty Bitty Kitty Committee

As long as it's not "squishy!"

Oh geez, I've actually know what that tastes like. For a long time afterwards I could not eat Oreos.

So you don't have to!

Is your soul black, or is it in a slightly darker black?

I have a mole behind my ear that I would like to get rid of as well

Never deep-fry gnocchi.
Never put bread into a mini-cab.
Never vacuum-seal real fennel bulbs.
Never eat caviar (it's so 1980's).
And only buy Greek currents from Greek men, in Greece!
Welcome to Posh Nosh: Extraordinary food, for ordinary people!

Then again in olden times, and I mean really olden times, people believed in things like humors of the blood. Hell, even in the fifties, they pushed mothers to feed their kid cow's milk and Karo syrup.
Basically, I think we should all get our medical advice from pamphlets from crazy people.

You need a reason to do that?