Unicornative Ingredients

The Pope has spoken!

Hey, don't knock Sesame Street's best monster! SUPER GROVER!

Or just….people in general *shudder*

I wasn't expecting a Spanish Inquisition joke

Do I have to go outside…ugh…

HuffPost: "Gah! I knew you millenials would try to make us pay money!" *sighs and shreds all HuffPostFunBucks*

OUR SNARK RESOURCES ARE DEPLETING! ABANDON SITE! FASTEN ALL SEATBELTS, EJECT ALL COMMENTS, AND PUT GREAT JOB, INTERNET THROUGH THE SHREDDER!

Although maybe it should be….
Hormel Bacon Snackable!

I'M MAD AS- ah screw it!

Then why is Draco in Slytherin? Because he's bad at being…well…bad

In bottle caps

-WhovianPost

Their organic, gluten-free, progressive, free-ranged, homeschooled jerking-off chambers.

They forgot "zeitgeisty" and "with it."

Ravenclaw: Somebody has to be rational around Hogwarts

TOO LATE! *jarring dramatic music*

But what about thrills, chills, spills and fresh fruit? Will they serve that as well?!

Well that's what Hollywood is all about, kids! Soul-searching artistry, not profitable, delicious legal tender!

Fun Fact: The Greeks invented the Trojan Fist.