We can do better than that! What about a man playing a woman playing a man playing a squirrel with a gun?

I thought it was a Jane Austen novel

Chobani Yogurt: A wonderful snack chock full of nature's added store of crime and tuberculosis.

The Avengers: Damn it Robert, What Did We Tell You About Teal Tiles?!

DOUBLE SECRET EXTREME POWER!

I love this show….

CSI: Miami

Avengers: The Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Age of Kring

Avengers 4: "And then the Avengers attack the bad guys like 'BOOM! PUNCH PUNCH! HIIIYA!' and then the bad guys will be like 'UGGGGHHHH I'm deeeeaaad…' and then they will have pancakes to celebrate and they'll be all 'OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!!"

Avengers: House Of Cards

It had better be good this time! Fool us one, shame on you, fool us four times shame on us!

NOO!!! NOT GAMERA!!!
Oh, GaMOra…

Or just name the rest of the movies "Avengers: The Search For More Money".

But wait…if the dead that are burying the dead are dead, who is going to bury them when they are done burying the dead, and then who is going to bury those dead-*head explodes*

Coffee is mostly harmless.
*finishes the fifth cup of coffee in one hour*
This isn't Yemini, it's Sulawesy!! And why is my cup shaking?! I DON'T LIKE MY COFFEE SHAKING!!!

"And Chachi, you came to The Wizard of Oz in search of a brain."
Baio: "Why does everyone say that?"

If he said the word "it" as many times as he says the word "if", the Knights Who Say Ni would be writhing around on the forest floor in pain.

He make a joke….to help us forget how SCREWED we are!

They were planning on accepting NCR Dollars and Legion Denarii as alternatives, but Mr. House wasn't having any of that.

"Yeah, mmmheh…I had a question, um, is this a GOD DAMN?! You know, mmheh…goddamn…mmheh…you know what I'm sayin'…mmheh"