"Shannon, would you like some sausage? Shannon would you like some sau-sage-es?"

That, and "You're a….crook, Captain Hook! Judge, won't you throw the book at the PIRATE!"

Double Secret Poisoning

DUCK DODGERS…AND THE TRIAL OF THE 24TH AND A HALF CENTURY!

Watching more noveau-MST3K. Avalanche so far has been my favorite episode so far.

Disproven, but still has that famous homemade taste it had when it was discovered 50 years ago…
No I don't know what I'm on about…

I hear the P-Town lily pads are getting really pricey. But they are fabulous!

Lol sorry. It was an Archer reference.

And so I did. No snark here, interesting and troubling read. And unfortunately, not all that surprising. But it's making them intersex, not gay. There is a difference. So that person who posted that should have probably make that clear.

GO GO GADGET SNARK!

WHY WOULD'T YOU?! I'ts fun for the whole family, whatever it is!

I'm up to the movie Avalanche. I thought the previous two episodes were not as funny, but I felt that in Avalanche Jonah and the 'Bots had funnier riffs. Cry Wilderness was so terrible and incoherent that I lost interest in the episode. The Time Travelers would have made a decent classic Doctor Who episode.

…..chemicals that made the frogs gay….I read that correctly, right? Chemicals…that made the frogs gay….dare I ask where you received this information?

Revved up like a deuce, another runner in the night- sorry, wrong song.

Agreed. Last year's 5K Run-Off Sentences for Grammar Awareness was an utter failure.

LIES! ALL LIES! WE AMERICANS KNOW WHAT SCIENCE IS! SWEET, JUICY, DOUBLE-HELIX-SHAPED DELICIOUS SCIENCE!

Joel: "The Mads, that's why!! Their invention exchange was a helmet designed to turn people into science fanatics!!! I CAN'T GET IT OFF! TO THE CHURCH OF SCIENCE!!!!!" *runs out of the room*

Did their chant go something like this?
"WHAT DO WE WANT?!"
"UNFAIR!!!!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT?!"
"CHANGE!!!!!!"

All the march needed to perfect it was a Morgan Freeman or David Attenborough narration. Or better yet, the combination of the two men! Mordave Freeenborough!

My son had reflux when he was an infant, and occasionally he would gag and have trouble catching his breath. Thankfully he doesn't do that anymore but this weekend he had a stomach bug for the first time and the mucus would make him gag, and that same feeling of terror came to me again (nothing bad happened thankfully.
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