“So, your table stopped me and asked what kind of fish they had was because they thought you were lying to them; I told them it was cod and they asked why we didn’t have real fish.”
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Author Daniel Handler (more widely known as The Series of Unfortunate Events’ Lemony Snicket) and illustrator/artist…
Also too old t0:
Ignoring anti-social or stupid behavior in public. If you are standing in front of the door on the bus when there are places to sit, I will yell at you. If you wait in a long bar line and then ask the bar tender for samples of multiple beers, I will pointedly offer to buy you the first one because it’s only $4 and…
I wear this t-shirt at all family gatherings short of weddings and funerals: