This is sort of thin trolling. Like if you really want to sell it you can’t go all out with the nutjob angle or people won’t take it seriously.

If you had just gone with cancer, scandals, sanders-is-viable it would have been a lot more believable.

Is it bad that I would 100% do that?

For the stories I’ve submitted it’s because I’ve only ever worked places that are hideously local. At least some of these are almost certainly the same. Like, the too-fresh coffee lady story is unquestionably about a Coffee Bean but it was probably easier to just say that it happened at a small chain coffee place in…

I have no idea what this gif is actually from, but I feel in my soul that it’s a secret excerpt from Peeno Noir.

Not to mention

My theory is that Enix bought a comically over-sized mountain of cocaine in the late 80s and have been steadily working through the backlog ever since.

Agreed. The short time frame coupled with the instant launch of Fallout Shelter was a masterstroke.

This. Coupled with their penchant for ridiculously over-inflated sales expectations they’re living in a crazy fantasy land. They expected Tomb Raider to move a million copies in just Europe and North America in the FIRST MONTH for christ’s sake.

Andre Braugher was ROBBED.

Your comment was vastly improved by your thumbnail image.

Is it me or do Biden and Lynch have a sort of buddy-cop movie protagonist vibe in all their photos? Whenever they do anything together I always feel like they’re just stopping by on the way to solve a mystery.

How Sara must have looked in that noble moment.

I will totally overnight mail you all my peppers forever.

Peppers are what you put in a dish when you want to obliterate every flavor that isn’t the taste of peppers.

Amplitude Studios make such spectacular strategy games. Big, innovative re-imaginings with some of the finest art around.

Finally, someone with the courage to stand up to Big Shitty Vegetable.

Honestly I think you have some reason to be hopeful. They devs have said repeatedly that the big reasons there’s no console version at launch is that 1. XCOM console sales are pretty tepid and 2. They wanted to substantially improve the architecture for modding and just didn’t know how to implement that and also have…

That disco boss fight was the fuckin’ best.

I actually had a really weird bug in the first xcom that essentially left me with the perfect ending. When I beat the game it played the defeat cutscene instead of the victory cutscene, so it seemed like they were doing this weird thing where you “win” and then lose anyway. It turns out that’s pretty much perfect for…

The worst thing about this is that I’m not already playing it.