#areyousignificant #notifyouareajew

Sexy!

Not that it matters, but if Mario (in his normal, non-Super form) is the height of an average human male, let's say 5'9", then Princess Peach is probably 9 or 10 feet tall.

Look, what would you do if you found a beautiful woman collapsed in a cave? There's only one choice: take her to your home and put her in your bed. Don't act like I'm some kind of weirdo. >.>
-Arvis

Brilliant. I was literally just talking two days ago about all the bad parodies downloaded on kazaa, napster, et al mis-attributed to Weird Al.
-Arvis