Yawn. Let me know when the Barbie teaser drops.

The tutorial boss is literally just a regular ass dude. And also optional.

This might be the worst comment I’ve ever read on this (or any other) website.

What games do you think are gorgeous?

I’m sorry did you say Game of Thrones was not a catastrophe??

Bro Metroid Prime has an all-time great OST, you crazy for this one.

Lucky for you we’re only a few months away from Elden Ring.

Thank you so much for informing me of the existence of Disco Elysium. I don’t know how I haven’t heard of it before now, as after reading up on it, it appears to be tailor made to suit my tastes.

I mean I think it’s ok if it’s critical, which this movie seems to be based on this review. Certainly I can’t imagine anyone seeing Applebee’s on the moon (or anywhere!) as a good thing.

I like to drizzle a nice balsamic reduction over my sweet potato fries. Or just my sweet potatoes for that matter.

I thought the story was brilliant. It felt like a Philip K. Dick story for the synthwave era. Easily my top contender for game of the year so far.

The story isn’t over, there’s free DLC coming. Also towards the end of the game, one of the creepy mask dudes says something like “we’re reaching the climax of the first act.”

When Jay-Z rapped, “Damn, Daniel/FBI keep bringin’ them all white vans through,” I really felt that.

Well, aside from the obvious Metroid and Castlevania games, some of my favorites are Ori and the Bling Forest, Axiom Verge, and the Steamworld Dig games. I’ve heard great things about Chasm and La-Mulana 2 as well but haven’t played them myself.

I died twice before I even got my sword lmao

Sekiro is definitely punishing. I’m not that far in, but it seems even more punishing than Dark Souls. There’s no gear to help you out, no summons to come to your aid. Just you, your blade, your grappling hook, and some shurikens.

Let me know how We. The Revolution is! I’d never heard of it before but you pretty much instantly sold me on it. I think I’ve played Tyranny’s prologue as much as I have the game proper.

I’m finding it much harder than Dark Souls, mostly because DS taught me to roll my way out of pretty much any danger, whereas the dodge in Sekiro is viable in a much more limited set of circumstances - and god am I missing those i-frames. Despite that, I’m enjoying the hell out of it, especially the stealth and…

Ned’s death surprised me, upset me, but I accepted it. Robb’s death... I threw the book across the room and left it there for a few weeks.

I’m not sure Oedipus banging his mom is a plot twist when it’s literally the prophecy he’s running from. :P