Bet anything you didn’t vote for Hillary in 2016, begrudgingly or not, bet you stayed home.  You know you didn’t vote for her. 

Face it Dino, we’ve all been drinking plenty since this nightmare started.

Oh, I can totally see why you voted for a rapist in league with our foreign enemy instead. Aren’t you cool. Noam Chomsky is overrated, he’s a linguist first, why morons take absolutely everything he says as gospel is just the BAAAAH of sheep.

Because sites like Splinter really hate the Democratic Party and want to destroy it in honor of their god-emperor Bernie. Who I actually like and would gladly vote for. (My late dad liked Bernie too.) What his fans never explain is how they will convince the hicks in the sticks to vote for our first Jewish…

Hating Obama is a really worthless and baseless stupid thing. Mitch McConnell actively threatened Obama about revealing real and alarming evidence of Russian interference in our election and Trump’s strange ties with our foreign adversary. How funny to look at the sorts of you thinking you are superior to Barack…

A lot of Sanders supporters stayed home and did not vote. When they say they “held their nose” and voted for Hillary, they’re lying. If they voted, it was for Kremlin friend and anti-vaxxer Jill Stein.  Your pie chart is worthless.  

“Oh none of that erases the real effects of voter suppression, and I certainly don’t think it was solely Wisconsin — there’s also Michigan, where on-the-ground volunteers and staff asked for more resources but were rebuffed by the national campaign thanks to its focus on the sacred algorithm, among other failures. In…

the worst major party candidate in United States history.

American voters are gigantic crybabies. If Hillary didn’t come to personally visit them and coddle them in key states, a lot of them decided to vote for the horrible sleazy rapist working with America’s foreign enemies wanting to destroy us out of sheer spite.

So...should or shouldn’t the campaign have tried to cover ground in states like Wisconsin...?

I mean yeah, US “democracy” is a sham and it literally always has been.

Splinter is basically an anti-Democratic Party hate site at this point.  It might as well be a Breitbart offshoot.  

I read they are giving the ahem, Michael Jackson Video Vanguard award to Missy Elliott at the VMAs. Whatever that is supposed to be. Because I suppose Missy did all the blocking and cinematography and set design and editing on her videos, rather than showing up stoned on set and saying, “What?”

I can’t imagine how many tons of cocaine have been ingested in the history of the VMAs.  

I really did think then and now, that music videos are a great art form, and the late 80s and early 90s were really spectacular that way. Maybe further than that, music videos informed the pop visual vocabulary well into the Internet age. Directors like David Fincher and Mark Romanek, along with the whole digital…

“My problem growing up was that cable companies didn’t bother coming out to the remote rural location that I grew up in”

“It wants the credibility and cache of free-wheeling celebrity antics”

How much of all home electronics is made in China?

Holy smokes, me too. It sounds ridiculous to start such a reknowned classic from Clickhole, I suspect you’re joking, but it was a very funny article. And I starthed randomly reading, and it sort of drew me in. It’s towards the beginning, before the sea journey, Ishmael is at an inn and tavern where everyone’s…

Wow, I read all of the comments, and I am blown away by the smarts and culture and interesting discussions started.  It’s a very happy cool thing.