Obi-Wan for me is Alec Guiness. Possibly the main justification for my dad to take us to Star Wars in 1977, before he pissed off to a nearby bar to get drunk. Alec Guiness legitimized it, I think in his mind, it wasn’t total trash.

Cool. I guess Elizabeth Olsen really needs a job. Here it is, that’s great for her. I’m a broke nobody but I’m really happy for her doing stupid nonsense  for Netflix.  

Oh great, young girls reading superhero comics being told they need to cover up, because otherwise Islam says they’re wanton sluts. How about fuck that and let women and girls bloom and take part of the real American feminism I grew up in? Smart, powerful, sexy if they want to be, but ..amazing and indispensable our…

Jeff Goldblum’s resurgence as a found-object of mirth and nostalgia is interesting. Shame about his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein, I sort of love how our former regular Zodiac Motherfucker recently reviewed The Big Chill on Twitter, “WHAT A BUNCH OF ASSHOLES”, and he is kind of right. What a bunch of assholes in…

I called it in 1999. “That’s totally Christina Hendrick’s hand.”   No one believed me.  What fools!!  

That’s cool, I respect that you really admire the Duplass brothers as great filmmakers. That’s your taste level, but when you say “there’s no point in arguing” with me, I’ll agree, we can not have a civil discussion, and that’s a fucking shame, but I wish you well and a fond adieu. I guess we could have talked and…

I totally knew that was her hand, for that horrible shitty homophobic wildly overpraised movie that looks like some awful shit 20 years later. I just knew it was Joan’s hand, years before Mad Men. Bizarre that Christina relates that it was her hand on some model’s stomach. Like, wasn’t having Spacey as a crazed…

I still have a soft spot for Naomi’s ridiculousness. I remember in 1988 or so she was the impossibly cool and beautiful new girl on the scene, a baby really, she seemed so sweet and nice. She was talked about in NYC, “Isn’t she something?” So watching her grow up to be something like Joey Heatherton slapping a…

I guess I’ll give them another chance if they promise to blow my mind with some creativity and imagination, qualities that are not evident with them!

I liked how the article says Naomi “has turned around to champion countless black models”- well, it sure took her long enough.  For years she was pretty nasty toward other black models, she wanted to be the only one at shows. Ask Tyra Banks. 

Yes, they really are out to get her. 50 articles in the past week at the DM about this private plane “scandal”, and they all blame Meghan. Never mind that other royals fly private all the frickin’ time, like Will & Kate to Mustique.

Ha. I really love that top picture. At first I thought it was Joan Crawford, recovering from plastic surgery or something. Book, blanket, brolly, shades, record player, purse.. she looks all set. She probably has cigs and an ashtray and a cold beverage next to the record player. All she’s missing is a little dog…

I was just randomly thinking about the DuPlass brothers recently. About how just about everything they do is this airy fluffy croissant, full of air and no substance. Do you remember the HBO show “Togetherness”, where everyone was an entitled asshole, one was a crazy bitch but also basic, the wife was crazed for…

OMG, Jerry- I couldn’t sleep last night, so I found myself thinking about Fergie. As in, she could have had a very nice life by now- how could she fuck it up so badly? Character and temperament and a fair amount of greed and high tolerance for shady characters and associations I guess. I had to laugh how Balmoral…

Princess Anne also does not receive money from the Sovereign bank, she funds her estate herself.

Yeah, Judith Regan’s giving Halperin a book deal is completely unsurprising, her Regnery Books was part of Roger Ailes’ pipeline of shit from Fox News to dead-tree objects for idiots. But that doesn’t excuse why useless people like Donna Brazile, David Axelrod, James Carville etc. had to cooperate and help Halperin,…

Trump’s already started blaming the media for the recession last week, and now it’s time for State Media to start amplifying the narrative.

My favorite Shapiro moment this year- I realize that’s a peculiar thing to write- was where he had a screechy meltdown and stormily flounced from an interview on British TV. Accusing the interviewer of being a devious liberal, when the guy is reknowned there as a hardass Tory conservative who asks everyone tough…

Shapiro’s weasel-word there is “major”. If, God help you, you were ever to argue with him on this, you could correctly give him dozens of names, he would insist, “I said major, none of those people are major.”  And if you said, “Ok, President Trump” he would weasel it, “He wasn’t president then.”   That’s Shapiro’s…

Erickson is a rancid sack of lard and pig shit and always has been. Aside from his racism and white nationalism, he is also a startlingly vicious hompohobe, wielding the Bible as a cudgel. I’m always amazed when I see he is still asked to opine occasionally in CNN or MSNBC, and of course, fucking Bill Maher loves…