Hey pal. Can we chat for just a quick sec? Now that you’re a bit older, I think it’s time you learned that *sigh* well...it’s about your gerbil. I know we told you he went to a farm to have fun, but that--that’s just not true. I know this is hard to take, but your gerbil is actually--he went to a ranch, not a farm.…

And yet they still won’t give us EU guys separate servers from the fucking Russians who swarm it.