My best friend and college roommate for three years is a conservative, and was a member of the college Republicans. He was (and is) an exemplary conservative and one whom I wish the party was full of.

Always useful when a predator reveals his criteria for potential victims (women with “lifestyles,” meaning they’re black or poor). He’s too much of an ignorant, spoiled little shit to see how obvious his guilt is to everyone else.

What a bunch of thugs. When will the white community address the culture of violence prevalent in their community?

All of these men are my boyfriends. They were fighting over my taco: I said whoever won could eat it. But while they were fighting I ate it myself. It was my last one. Next time I go to Taco Bell, I’ll be sure to get a 12 pack.

It shouldn’t even be a fucking issue. Women have been breastfeeding babies for what... 2 million years? Longer? I don’t know how far back in human evolution breasts developed... but it’s not recent!

Maybe if you had just been less shrill it wouldn’t have happened. So, yeah. Please hide from public life. Also, do you really think you should get that promotion? Isn’t ambition a little unseemly? Think of all the men who aren’t getting that job.

I’m sorry, but did Hillary Clinton cheat? Was she accused of domestic violence?

It depends. What were you wearing?

These men won’t support Clinton because she “enabled” her husband’s cheating, in favor of supporting Trump, a twice-divorced man who has bragged publicly about his own marital infidelity.

I am so fucking sick of this dumbass, trash election.

I know I’m bringing logic to a crazy fight here, but...shouldn’t conservatives approve of Hillary standing by Bill? Something something sanctity of marriage? Yes?

I’m guessing the disgusting rumor is that he’s into scat, right? He’s a powerful dude and they all like being degraded and dominated in the bedroom (or in his case the bathroom.) Like that Senator from Lousiana and his diaper fetish.

OH MY GOD for me, it was a couple of years ago when I realized that it’s possible I’ve always read the Danny/Sandy summer situation wrong. He spends Summer Lovin’ implying that basically they had beach sex all day long. She just repeatedly endorses his gentlemanly sweetness and goodness and blah blah blah. As a Young…

You know what I would love? More movies with black people just being people. Like dramas, character pieces, etc., with black people just being normal people, you know, like we are in real life. Not “black movies” (stay away Tyler Perry. Stay far, far away). Not slavery movies. Not Straight Outta Compton. Not Boyz in…

This is a rare feeling for me, but does he really deserve this level of vitriol? Like I get it, his tweets were incredibly naive and definitely speak to the cloud of privilege he must have lived in his entire life, but also the fact that he was disturbed by what he saw suggests to me that he has at least a shred of…

I’m up with you until Clinton and Sanders. In my mind, flip the two:

Yes, but that’s not really the point. Her friend was killed because of her ex boyfriend's anger towards her decision to break off the relationship. This is a fear women face while dealing with controlling significant others. It is an unfortunately reality that we have to deal with.

You don’t have to read or listen if you don’t like it! But also, as a professional music critic for the past 16 years, I think there are different levels of music appreciation and different styles of music for different occasions? We write about tons of music on this site, and basically Bobby and I were just having…

“You have arrived at your destinatiooooon. Byeeeeeeeeeeeee”

I don’t have a car, but if Alaska Thunderfuck ever voiced a GPS unit, I would buy one just to hear her drawl directions at me.