No, passing on a double yellow is being an asshole. Swerving to intimidate and kill is [attempted (edit)] murder. Asshole is much lower on the scale.

What kind of sociopath thinks trying to kill someone over a traffic infraction is equivalent to the traffic infraction?

Harmlessly passing someone in a no passing zone isn’t being an “asshole” . Trying to murder two people is.

Hey! The Shade Court has ruled. There are no appeals in the Shade Court. Dismissed.

I’m in the BDSM community and that’s definitely only something that should be said if both parties have expressed equal interest in it already. Since he sprang it on you and sex has been pretty vanilla so far I can see that being a big red flag. Not for sure, he may just not have tact but the most important thing in…

I’m side-eyeing the #rootedinOakland thing, not because of its shadiness but because the Athletics played in Philadelphia for 50+ years, and then in Kansas City for 10 or so before moving to Oakland in ‘68. So are they really rooted there?

That’s not the substance of this article, which was written by a religious person, at all.

Pro tip from a woman: If you want to “respect your wife,” then don’t cheat on her, or flirt with other women, or be a prop in an administration that is an international embarrassment. None of that precludes you from have a normal business relationship with other women, which often includes eating. You know, the thing…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

Very Shakespearean.

Hypocriticus Ch. 3:18 “And Jesus said unto the blind man, Verily, verily, I say unto you: That shit is not my problem.”

I agree. You know what also needs to go? God damn thank you cards. (I know some people will hate this.)

An anecdote of why you can’t run government like a business. As told by Jamie Vollmer:

I live in the Columbus Metro area and I’m more happy that they went to the black screen with the scroll and a description of what’s going on then a bloody basketball game tornado sirens are going off all over the county both in the north northern part and southern part that’s more important than bloody UNC Kentucky

We’ve reached a sad point in our national discourse when we’re patting Alex Jones on the head for admitting Hillary Clinton wasn’t part of a child sex-trafficking ring hosted in the basement of a D.C. pizza parlor.

They do that, don’t they?

My favorite Patti LuPone moment is her facial expressions in the background as Donna Murphy stole the Sondheim birthday concert. (I want to provide minutes but, also, it’s great so you should watch it. But it’s about the 2:50 mark.)

Did you ever fucking consider that because of heteronormative society its just fucking easier to date men? If there isn’t a gay bar that caters to women in your area, and there are like two women on tinder or okcupid, who you might have a beef with or already dated, then men become your only option. Colleges tend to…

PLEASE change that image or put a warning. it makes me feel sick even when scrolling down the main page.

Yes, you fucking jackass. That’s EXACTLY what I’m saying.