I'm grumpy and this is not funny. Not even a little.

Shailene still has The Fault in our Stars coming up, at the very least, that movie's indie cred is about as impeccable as them come.

I had a friend who just loved how jealous her boyfriend was. Made her feel so very special. She'd humble brag "No way my boyfriend would let me wear a skirt that short." And as is usually the case, he was shown to be an unstable freak who left a group friends (myself included) at a concert without a ride an hour…

Wonderful! it's a hit here in the UK.

The difference between her singing with Jimmy Fallon and singing on the Oscars is almost painful. Painful in terms of how much more comfortable she looks and how much better she sings when she's not being rushed through the song.

Wow, something that I as a nerd finally have in common with religious nutjobs: hating deviations from the established canon of my favorite fictional universes.

One of the problems with articles like these is that it creates a lasting stigma around pain meds. Actual chronic pain in this country goes largely untreated. Responsible doctors are terrified of prescribing pain meds for anyone for any reason.

Eh. As someone with chronic pain who needs to change medications out of fear of too much acetaminophen, can't say I mind. It's not as though the only people who utilize these medications are those abusing them. And yes, there are many similar medications out there. Unfortunately, every pain condition and patient…

That is, unfortunately, a common opinion many people outside the medical field share about pain management. Even many people in the medical field have cynical and naive outlooks on pain management, with little real understanding.

Fuck people with chronic pain. They can just suck it up; they're gonna die soon anyways, right? We need to protect the drug addicts.

hold up, what? Zohydro aside, you write this like everyone who uses pain pills is a drug addict.

Could we not find a stock picture of the clitoris so we just decided that the vagina/uterus/ovaries were pretty much the same thing?

What a coincidence, "Bisyllabic word that sounds like faggot but isn't, frequently yelled after cocksucker" was 27 down in the crossword today!

That's because the Oscars are an industry pissing contest. If this was about movies people loved in 2013, Pacific Rim would have been FUCKING NOMINATED FOR SOMETHING.

Ahem.

They've actually fucking done studies that show that people who swear a lot tend to be more honest decent people than those who are fucking uppity snotfucks about swearing.

For what it's worth, many people believe in God AND take their children to doctors.

Yeah, you know what's creepy? When dudes come into a topic where women discuss something horrible men do to women——and they don't get pissed off at the horrible thing. They pissed, instead, that women dare to criticize men. (Sometimes they get clever and say stuff like, "You know, I think this is horrible but ....."

She's a Took.

I'm embarrassed to live in Kansas. Brownback is worst thing to happen to us since the Dust Bowl. He's a fucking abomination. Just a pathetic excuse for a human being.