“This is why a man who had a chance to become the 24th MLB player to ever reach this accomplishment”

You’d think a man who went to college in Indiana would understand why people wanted to leave the planet.

In fairness, I believe that Ryan Newman showed tremendous restraint in not mentioning that Smoke once killed a guy.

Ah, so this is what they meant when they said Draymond was “undersized” for his position.

Reached for comment, Schiano said looking away from a fucking horrible atrocity helped prepared him for coaching the Bucs.

The other thought that LeBron probably had at that point was, “Will somebody move and open up the god damn floor? How about you RJ? No? Just going to stand there a step off of the block with your hands on your knees while your defender, Draymond, who is the only rim-protector on the floor, gets to basically stand…