Okay fair enough, but writing this without smelling salts was a challenge and I’m not responsible for any errors

Ellie, here for you in this trying time but just cause it’s not morning here doesn’t mean it’s not morning wherever Ansel is (heaven).

I can’t stop laughing while reading that damn list

NO SMILE
NO WHISPER
NO SING
ONLY ZUUL

“I felt like I was being herded into a concentration camp or something.”

So Kristen Stewart is....Taken?

Don’t worry, the Olympics are coming this summer. Plenty of nondescript and rhythm-less “dancing” between tumbling passes to satisfy you.

Ah yes, shall we just return to the mashed potato and twist to satisfy your generational needs?

They said earlier they’ve been drinking all day and that they were going to be posting weird shit. But man did court take it to another level here. I’m kinda proud of ‘em.

you uhh...you ok today, sport?

I don’t....why did they....was this in reference to something specific to Jessica Alba? I’m so confused by that comment!

I LOVE HER 😂

Rihanna looks amazing as always and I love the bob. But her legs are reminding me of this:

OMG How am I supposed to know things are okay between you guys if you don't post pictures of all the food you're eating on your fancy restuarant, "DATE NIIGHT!!!!111<3<3<3"

But if you don't brag about him on Facebook does he really even exist?

If they're not the most insecure, they're certainly the most nauseating.

Selfishly, I like this mainly because I never talk about my relationship on Facebook. Like ever. Because I don't feel like there's too much to talk about? There's nothing revelatory about our relationship that Facebook needs to know and for the most part our relationship feels intimate and personal between the two of…