Don’t take it personnel 

That image is the correct response when a bear wanders onto the pitch from the Black Forest.

The medical personal on the scene had to take Francis off the pitch in a stretcher

In his defense, he was told that, after the season, there’s a chance he could go back to the minors.

don’t have sex with kids.  can not stress this enough

For all the shit this league catches (and rightfully so) for having scumbag players suiting up every week, I’m baffled this trash bag of a human being is allowed to be employed at all in the NFL.

So, Indy will cut him and New England will pick him up a day later. He’ll go on to have the best season of his career topped off with kicking a Super Bowl game-winner, and we’ll all die just a little more inside.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

I think I can sue AB for assault after reading that text message. It definitely gave me brain damage.

People who complain about “we” fans are the worst. Your take is 75 years old, and yet everybody acts as if they’re in his prime George Carlin when they fire off the O RLY? burn.

Or, maybe people say “we” in reference to the team being a representation of the area where they live? I would say that the majority of the people who use “we” are not doing so with the idea that they are apart of the team, like fucking Seahawks 12th man fans. So no, the worst fans are the ones who say “oh, you’re on…

If you don’t want to say “we” when referring to the team you’ve spent way too much time following and caring about your entire remembered life, then don’t, nobody cares. If you’re the kind of person who insists on going out of your way to tell other people they shouldn’t say “we” if they feel that strongly about a…

This read like a article in an anthropological journal about some uncontacted tribe in the Amazon. 

That game last night is the reason we watch football.

This does indeed suck for Lithuania, but good on FIBA for holding the officials accountable.

Sometimes these things just happen, entirely naturally...

Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

“Mine!” -Kempf

*murdered by Portland Timbers fans*