But when the injuries pile on top of one another, and the residue from each one sticks to your bones, and your muscles refuse to forget what you’ve put them through, then your “love of the game” finally gets a cup-check, and that’s right about at the age of 27 or 28.

I cannot WAIT to see the Dead Letters for this one.

Roxanne! You don’t have to put on that red hat.

The soccer comments are dickish because Billy has been told the same complaints about his writing over and over and over for years - enough with the ridiculous paragraph-long run-on sentences, the use of fourteen paragraphs to make an incredibly banal point that could have been made in two sentences, the constant…

The result of the Neymar Sweepstakes could very well determine the next half-decade of European soccer.

That is because the MON-STARS are responsible for the biggest non-Atlanta related chokejob in the history of sports.

Madison, Wisconsin resident checking in here. Hi. We had a minor league hockey team years ago called the Monsters, and they had the best logo/jersey of all time.

Who are we? The Wildcats! Who are we going to beat? The Wildcats!

In the AHL

   Anyone that boils beef needs to be told what to do.

No way does a storm trooper actually throw a pitch into the strike zone.

I did not enjoy the Gouda ones, but the rosemary and olive oil ones are great. The cracked black pepper are divine with a slice of sharp cheddar.

There’s only one way to react to this.

Honestly the best bar stool sports content I’ve ever seen. 

You’re a fucking tool, bro.  

That is simply the nature of all historical record. Do you, for example, accept that Alexander the Great existed? Because you certainly cannot pull a book physically contemporary of him and read it. You can find copies of writings of near contemporaries and you can find extensive oral history of him popping up all…

You sound like one of those flat-earther and anti-vax people. Despite hundreds of experts who have spent their life devoted to their field telling you one thing, somehow their expertise isn’t good enough for you. Which means that you either have an inflated view of your own knowledge, or you should have become a…

The historicity of Jesus is pretty well established.  Whether you believe he is the son of god is an entirely different matter. 

AMELIA EARHARDT???  What kind of nonsense is that?

A “shelled” pistachio means it has the shell removed. In yet another inexplicable quirk of the English language, to “shell”, verb, means to remove the shell from a nut, seed or pod. So perhaps his girlfriend assumed the shell had already been removed if he was referring to them as “shelled pistachio”?