I spent five hours snowed in at Vail airport in the early 90's, and she was the coolest celebrity I’d ever met. We bought vodka’s and she got my boyfriend and I bumped up to first class. It was awesome.

If you want gravitas, get Rusty.

I worked on the Pontiac Aztek launch at Darcy advertising. The target demo for Bonneville was people considering a BMW but wanting to buy American. The actual subset of consumers who fell into this category was zero.

It’s all pretty hilarious when you think what being rooted means in Australia. A bandicoot eats, roots and leaves. Root being the verb/noun f&¢k.

I thought it was great until I found out McCann’s did it. I feel like I need a shower. Imagine if Banksy had done it.

Is that Sting action figure fully-poseable? Does it come in life-size? Asking for a friend.

Someone should talk to Tom Arnold. Before he left the Jungle in #ImACelebrityAU he said he has the tapes.....

IKR....Btw who is this Aimie person?

Cannot wait for the NT news rhyming slang headline...something Packer, Tanaka and clacka.

Only if they get Melissa McCarthy to play the Kevin James/Jackie Gleason role.