Remember when a bunch of people were saying he should run for President? lol

Not a question of ‘small hands’ but small pockets. This model is more compact and lighter than any of the bricks they’re pushing. Like McMansions and oversized SUVs, marketing departments have been trying to convince us ‘bigger is better’ for years. No thanks.

Except those are nasty and soggy, especially when they’re store bought.

no gross, those things are gross

Jet’s is criminally underrated.

These are universally terrible

or one with a gluten free crust (for the g-free person who inevitably brown bagged their lunch anyways because they didn’t wanna risk cross contamination).

That’s true. Once our newsroom got Jet’s Pizza and it was a banner day.

No, because some idiot invariably orders a whole bunch of vegetarian pizzas because they didn’t ask what everyone wanted and just assumed people like that when they actually don’t and then there’s a ton of crappy soggy disgusting vegetable pizza laying around and everyone is still hungry and then at the end of the…

That it may not take much effort for the individual doesn’t mean that multiple people getting in line to go through a taco bar to assemble their own tacos isn’t a waste of meeting time. People can add toppings to their pizzas once they sit down (assuming the toppings are in individual-serving packets, as they tend to…

There’s only like four ingredients, none of which are super expensive

No, ramen is a terrible meeting food. Soup in general, and noodle soup especially, is a bad idea.

For one, there’s slurping.
Two, there’s the droplets of broth that splatter over the table.
Three, with a bowl, you have to be facing your bowl to eat.  Which means you can’t look at other people, or the…

Everyone having to assemble their own tacos during a meeting is wasted time. Tacos also have a lot of potential mess involved. And how are tacos “mostly hands-free”?

I was thinking about one of those big platters with the nuggets but this works too.

If you have a need of platter food, I would suggest getting one of those huge platters of Chick-fil-A nuggets. Everybody can choose their own sauce.

In order to protect free speech, we must stop these accounts from exercising free speech.

Nunes is like a kid in middle school who finds a note that says he smells like farts and, instead of just throwing it out, stands up in the middle of the cafeteria and says “I found a note that said I smell like farts and I just want to say that’s not true and I do not smell like farts. So don’t say I smell like farts…

“We have to hold all of these people accountable, because if we don’t, our First Amendment rights are at stake here,” Nunes told Hannity.

I like the cut of your jib!

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