Better at not getting caught perhaps.

Or be interested in watching a parade.

I bet she costs less.

She’s like a human Juicero machine.

Take this opportunity to post your favorite NOPE meme.

The Target in my immediate area is head, shoulders and and arms length above the local Walmart. Cleaner, quieter, much better and nicer help, products actually in stock and not strewn about the floor. The negligible price difference is worth the much nicer experience. I’ll take that over the savings.

(see: mo’ block, mo’ chain)

Move to the cloud

As long as Target remains in business , I see this as a good deal. I like Target. We shop there at least weekly for tons of stuff. I will, when pressed, go to Walmart. But target has cleaner, less crowded stores (Not because there are less shoppers but the aisle are wider and there are fewer families all shopping…

“Boy, there’s nothing I like more than a big ol’ bottle of sugar cookie vodka,” said the alcoholic nine year old.

THEN YOU FUCKING TRAIN TO DEAL WITH THE STRESS. You don’t ignore stress training.

They were pretty stoked on 11/8/2016.

you mean you have no patience for the incremental

Let’s bang out the bullet points, Arnheim. No pun intended.

The SWAT officer who pulled the trigger is to blame. The person who called the fake incident into the police is to blame. The person who passed along the victim’s address is to blame.

I bet the cream helps, but once I had really great mashed potatoes in a restaurant and I asked for the recipe. The waiter just said it was “a little but of salt, a little bit of pepper and a whole lot of butter.” Massive quantities of butter is often the secret in restaurant food.

Only soulless assclowns hate on Aisha Tyler.

The ketchup. You went wrong with the ketchup.

Deep fried and tossed in honey and chili sauce is my preferred method. Sprinkle a little Maldon on top and you are in business, quite good business.

Steamed brussels sprouts were the bane of many children growing up. Many people avoid this most basic treatment for this reason.