Skip to the 8 minute mark to watch Kris Humphries raining back to back threes whilst up by thirty. Stay classy, Atlanta.

Yeah, I think in game two of a best of seven, the honorable thing to do is hold back so your opponent doesn’t get too discouraged. You wouldn’t want morale to be a factor in the rest of the series or anything.

Actually, yes, they are.

Actually, I find it funny. - The Hawks

He did not have a good point to make. Trying to turn a 17 year old changing his mind about a nonbinding commitment to a sports program into a literal life-or-death assessment of the character of “kids these days” was the exact opposite of a good point. It was a stupid point, made badly and publicly.

Yes, it seems to me that you are nuts.

“helped”

Uhhh.. what?

I’ve gotten by on potential my whole life....why quit now.

It’s the same reason your razor blades will last a lot longer if you store them in alcohol or at least dry them off after using them. The very edge of the blade is the thinnest part and thus most exposed to corrosion. It doesn’t take much to cause that part to break down (another reason to never put them in the…

This guy is living the dream!

“because you read Deadspin and are statistically most likely to be an irritable dad with a law degree . . .”

I AM, in fact, an irritable dad with a law degree, Samer. How did you DO that?

A vacuum sealer will certainly make it easier, but it definitely is not required.

I believe that the polyethylene in Ziploc freezer bags have a softening point of around 190-200 degrees. Cooking steaks in the style of sous vide should not expose them to anything over 140 degrees.

Schilling is headed to Barstool where he can continue to pander to suburban Massachusetts racists.

A small detail, but you’ve typed her Twitter handle wrong in your third paragraph (it links properly).

This lady is hilarious. Love her.

Annie Apple has been slaying it for years, long before she had a platform or followers. She is all that is right in the world. I ADORE her; she and her family deserve it all and then some. I'm so excited for them!