If ANYBODY talked to one of his Duke players, Coach K would be on their ass, and then he would lecture about class and professionalism in his next 10 press conferences... and it would spur all kinds of think-pieces about his leadership and loyalty. Fucking hypocrite.

Instead of “You’re right and I’m sorry” I wish Brooks would have said “Go fuck yourself old man. We beat your ass.” and then pushed him on the ground.

Whaaaa? It's shown pain as day in the slow motion replay. He dribbles twice, grabs with both hands, then dribbles again.

Cespedes is going to be paid 20,833,333 dollars this year.

(crowd lustily boos lack of effort)

Losing their minds seems like an odd characterization...It seems most OSU folks are laughing their collective asses off that a guy who they absolutely curb-stomped last year (and a team that has routinely got their asses kicked for the last decade) actually implies that OSU are the irrelevant ones.

No, you’re not the only one. Harbaugh sounds desperate and lame.

Hmm, I feel like you’re overestimating the burn here. Harbaugh is entertaining because he disrupts the natural flow of things, but he isn’t actually funny. That comeback was pretty lame.

yeah its crazy how deadspin picks who they like or hate ahead and shift how they present stories based on that. Not an OSU fan but they are clearly a huge leap ahead of Mich is right now.

Am I the only one who thinks Smith got the better shot in? Harbaugh’s shade is so old it’s a sundial.

Interesting how Deadspin becomes very pro- or anti- people. Michigan hasn’t won a conference championship since 2004 and hasn’t beaten a top 10 team since 2006. Are they somehow not trying to jumpstart their program because they had one decent year in which they lost to the only good teams they played?

Huh ...

Michigan fans would line up for blocks to blow him, which shows how classless the dude can be. Just shut up and do your job, but I guess that’s too hard.

The tattoo thing was such a shame, seeing as the Buckeyes ended up with Urban Meyer, the most wins in college football since and a National Championship. But yeah, nice burn?

Shut the fuck up Harbaugh.

Yeah Tiger Woods was married to a literal supermodel. Didn’t slow him down any either.

In my first year of law practice, one of my friends came into my office, shut the door, and proceeded to tell me the following story:

I haven’t even read this yet, because I can’t stop giggling at that photo. The way the guy behind him and the picture is perfectly framed to make Corey look like he has a ginormous, misshapen head is cracking me up (I’m on cold meds).

You would think.

No doubt that Warren’s statements will elicit even louder “sighs” of regret from the Democratic electorate who wish that she was running.