I don’t know about Kylie, but I’m sure Kim has....

NO, that’s pretty accurate. Perhaps in “real life” they have lively eyes, but when they pose or ‘model’, the dead eye is their “Magnum”.

My kids (ages 2.5 and 4) have taken to the Beatles - Hey Jude, Let it Be and Yellow Submarine are some favorites. Also, my daughter somehow became a fan of Don’t Stop Believin’ and Wheel in the Sky by Journey, though I don’t recall ever playing it around the house. 

Court filings and documents for recording often have strict page, margin & font size requirements. But in general, you are correct.

And if it makes the professor laugh & cry, he’ll be like Robin Williams in Good Will Hunting meets Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society meets Robin Williams in Good Morning, Vietnam.

A native Australian with a soccer and Aussie rules football background, Dickson....

The best pie is actually cake -- Boston Cream Pie! Pastry cream FTW!!

Right frosting, wrong cake. Gimme a red velvet cake with cream cheese frosting. I don’t want vegetables in my desserts!!

That is a great idea that (sadly) has never occurred to me. 

Are you in the Cleveland area? AFAIK, that’s the only place you’ll find a Heinen’s. (Haven’t lived up there in ~20 years, so seeing that name was jarring.)

I’m laughing at my shoes because I have no idea what a potato nail is. Never heard of it, and I refuse to look it up on the web.

Fair point about tipping, but it’s still ~US$10.83 (assuming standard 20% gratuity), which seems steep for what is on the plate — though looking at their full menu, it seems overpriced breakfast items are kinda their thing.

The podcast is fantastic — a great way to get a The Good Place fix.

Shit, if that’s really what the menu states, then she got what she should have expected. Avocado with toast =/= Avocado toast. Still, US$13 for that plate is ridiculous, even if it was described correctly.

OK, I had to look that one up as I’d never heard of “snickers salad”. What in the actual %&^ is that?!?! Who created such a monstrosity, and ironically named it a ‘salad’??? WHYYYYYY????? 

Macadamia nuts and peanuts (though not really “nuts”) are the only acceptable options in my book. Pecans and especially walnuts can GTFO of my cookies (and most other baked goods & desserts, for that matter — pecan pie excepted).

I appreciate your vigor, but you need to do the math. Not only do both houses need to flip, but conviction on impeachment requires 2/3 of the Senate. Only 33 Senate seats are up for grabs this November. If every last Senate election went blue, the Dems would only gain 9 seats (24 of the incumbents are Ds). So at most…

It’ll be *hundreds* of thousands, if not more. There’s no way one of his trips to a resort costs the Feds less than $100K.

Or Vlad made a ‘financial arrangement’ with one of them.

Upon arriving back at their employer’s warehouse, the two deliverymen were promptly fired for loss of product and missed delivery windows.