Having never seen the show, I have no doubt about that. But that’s a pretty low bar....

It’s a good thing that clip had a laugh track or I never would have known it was a sitcom. I can understand the other two, but I expect better out of Mr. Elliott.

Not that I disagree with your general point, but —

“Just another elitist, ivory tower, libt--” *oh, he’s one of ours?* “successful, intelligent, Ivy League-educated public servant.”

In other words, why would a top West Point graduate with an apparent high ceiling in the Army suddenly bail on that for law school after doing his minimum amount of time? It is an interesting question. And one that Congress, no doubt, will ever even bother to ask, let alone answer.

But her emails, Cookie.....

Cookie Monster, may I just say that I appreciate your deft understanding of the issues as well as the requirements of holding high elected office. I thought you cared only about baked treats, but clearly you contain multitudes.

I’m quite sure this issue never entered the Sony boardroom. I’d be surprised if it wasn’t contained within the Legal and PR Departments.

It’s nuts.

1) Probably both (i) a reference to hops, which are related to cannabis and often referred to as ‘buds’ and (ii) a play on words, given the one-letter difference from “Bad”.

Sure, but most people put down plastic for dinners like that. If he was walking around with a few grand in cash in his pocket, damn -- he balls out more than I do.

So ... dago is better than guinea and wop? Or is there a term I’m forgetting.

...and the next thing you know, you wake up with a horse head in your bed, spilling blood all over your silk sheets. 

I think you’re misinterpreting the sentence.

Except that Schiano coaches at Ohio State, not Michigan. But good one.... 

“Reinhold Weege” is an all-time great name. That’ll be my alias whenever I need to check into a hotel under an assumed name. 

Oh yeah, the frosting sandwich. It’s less messy than the conventional way of eating a cupcake and you get more even distribution of frosting to cake. It is the way to go.

Same here. 

Same here.