But we will pursue decertification if USA Gymnastics does not fully embrace the necessary changes in their governance structure along with other mandated changes under review right now.

Three cop cars, and none of them think about pulling in front of the car pulled over. Not sure if that’s SOP or not (maybe they’re concerned that if there’s a fire fight, they don’t want cops to be shooting in each other’s direction). But certainly seems like one of them could have pulled in front of the BMW, thereby…

That’s certainly an option, though I think you would lose the textural benefit of the sear when they’re in the SV bath.

Which is precisely why Claire needs to do scallops! So at least someone around here can talk out of the proper orifice....

That was kinda my point — because you want a good sear on the scallops, you can’t SV the scallops to temp, because they’ll be overcooked post-sear. You almost have to parcook them in SV so that the sear doesn’t take them over. As for the torch, I’m not a fan of that approach to searing, but to each one’s own.

The left should really make a concerted effort to brand them the GOP the Pro-Birth party rather than pro-life. Because once you’re born, they don’t give a shit about you.

I’m here for scallops. Would love to learn the right technique there. I’d think nailing doneness in the bath wouldn’t be hard, but then they’d be over after searing. So need to find the right temp that would allow them to be seared without being overcooked. 

But at least he can identify a camel, so we know he isn’t mentally deficient. In fact, he’s a genius, and a very stable one at that. FFS

I’m not one to wish physical harm on another, but it would be karmically appropriate if Larry were to be sexually abused in prison prior to his passing. (And this actually is the sentencing phase, BTW.)

I’m pretty sure the judge is only empowered to (figuratively) tear Larry to pieces, but yeah. Hopefully his sentencing will be followed up with huge civil lawsuits -- and criminal charges, where appropriate -- against all of the enablers.

To be honest, if we didn’t end up with someone as vile and deplorable as Cheetolini, I think Obama would have been much less vocal then he has been. Even with the time-honored norm of past presidents keeping their mouths shut (in public), one can only put up with so much. If only Obama had been more craven (i.e., act…

That is a unique, ingenious way of doing it. Heck, you don’t even have to write “dirty”, you could just draw a star or anything. If there’s something written inside the door = dirty.

That’s a great way to tell, so long as the soap door doesn’t leak -- which ours does. 

I hear this from a bunch of different people, and I gotta call BS. Some food products stuck to the dish (e.g., pulp from orange juice, oatmeal) may very well survive the wash cycle, so then you have a dirty dish with food on it that is stuck on even harder. No matter how high-pressure your dishwasher is, it isn’t…

KaraBiber explains why that is. The stranger thing to me is:

You can always give your potatoes a head start and save some time by microwaving them for bit before popping them into the oven or skillet.

True about the food trucks, but there will DEFINITELY be an ‘official’ restaurant wars episode. There just has to be....

This deserves more stars. +1 Bush push.

Hope is going to be the Trumpster’s Lewinsky, right? Except that Hope will get rid of the dress and not blab about it. 

Yeah, normally it’d be “Tennessee man discovers...”, or if they’re following the lead of their colleagues at The Onion, “Area man discovers...”.