I’m not one to wish physical harm on another, but it would be karmically appropriate if Larry were to be sexually abused in prison prior to his passing. (And this actually is the sentencing phase, BTW.)

I’m pretty sure the judge is only empowered to (figuratively) tear Larry to pieces, but yeah. Hopefully his sentencing will be followed up with huge civil lawsuits -- and criminal charges, where appropriate -- against all of the enablers.

To be honest, if we didn’t end up with someone as vile and deplorable as Cheetolini, I think Obama would have been much less vocal then he has been. Even with the time-honored norm of past presidents keeping their mouths shut (in public), one can only put up with so much. If only Obama had been more craven (i.e., act…

That is a unique, ingenious way of doing it. Heck, you don’t even have to write “dirty”, you could just draw a star or anything. If there’s something written inside the door = dirty.

That’s a great way to tell, so long as the soap door doesn’t leak -- which ours does. 

I hear this from a bunch of different people, and I gotta call BS. Some food products stuck to the dish (e.g., pulp from orange juice, oatmeal) may very well survive the wash cycle, so then you have a dirty dish with food on it that is stuck on even harder. No matter how high-pressure your dishwasher is, it isn’t…

KaraBiber explains why that is. The stranger thing to me is:

You can always give your potatoes a head start and save some time by microwaving them for bit before popping them into the oven or skillet.

True about the food trucks, but there will DEFINITELY be an ‘official’ restaurant wars episode. There just has to be....

This deserves more stars. +1 Bush push.

Hope is going to be the Trumpster’s Lewinsky, right? Except that Hope will get rid of the dress and not blab about it. 

So basically Comrade Rohrabacher objected to the interviewer actually doing her job. Got it. And he also clearly has no idea what the purview of Mueller’s investigation is, or willfully misrepresents it. 

We actually just had a custom reversible ottoman made for the den/playroom. Nice, large ottoman, then flip the top (all one piece — it’s a 2-person job to flip), and you have an approx. 24" x 36" train table/surface for games, blocks, etc. It’s great, though 99% of the time the train table side is facing up.

Colbert is the host of Late Show — the insufferable Jimmy Fallon hosts The Tonight Show.

just grabbed at whatever I could.

LA to Vegas is at 9pm Eastern Time. Lethal Weapon has the 8pm slot.

Next you’ll be telling us to put peas in our guacamole...

The NCAA is not involved in the bowls in any way and make no money off of them. 

I had to enable the mobile app before I could disable SMS 2FA. Tried to reverse the steps but I had to re-enable SMS before I could get to the mobile app screen. YMMV

It is heartening to see a jury come to the obviously right conclusion, but disheartening that a career prosecutor like Qureshi would bring these charges and make these arguments in the first place. I’m reasonably confident that any conviction would have been overturned on appeal — but glad the defendants won’t have to…