Nyet, Comrade. I cannot.

In terms of convenience, the easiest way to crisp up a big batch of sous-vide bacon is to just pop it all in an oven set to 375℉ for about half an hour.

This is the guy who acts like he’s the last real rocker, but talked about how he used to send out dishwashers to score his dope.

W-S is just a real-life Monty Python sketch!?! It makes so much sense now.... Might also explain the tartan.

It’s an ad in the student newspaper, it wasn’t written by the students. As noted, the ad was taken out by a group of fans and alumni. And the fans and alumni don’t give a shit about 2 people dying on Kelly’s watch so long as ND is playing in a CFP/NY6 bowl game.

Yup. Pre-kids, I would watch a fair amount (at least 60-90 min/nt during the week, more on weekends). With two kids, I’m lucky to get in 30 min a night during the week. And my DVR queue just grows, and grows, and grows (as does the collection of Sesame Street episodes).

Dude just got the job — he’s not trying to get fired. He just thought it would work. Why, I have no idea, but he did.

Pretty sure that’s right — stripped the ball after the whistle and then spiked it in the end zone.

How about one shit? Could you give one shit about sous vide? Inquiring minds want to know.

You can think Urban’s a dick all you want (he may be a dick, but he’s our dick), but you’re talking out your ass when you suggest he doesn’t discipline his players. Maybe he did a poor job of that at Florida, but he’s suspended/booted several starters in his time at Ohio State for shit that would have them running…

JFC, you are either a very committed troll or a total imbecile. He didn’t ‘apply for the job and demand a pay increase’ — that analogy is fatally flawed. He effectively said ‘pay me what the market will bear.’ (Incidentally, that’s how the free market works.) And Spanos, et al. responded, ‘fuck that — I’ll give you…

Do you seriously not understand how the free market works? Because that’s all this is. The market price for a widget is $100. Bosa offers to sell his widget to the Chargers for $100. The Chargers have said they’ll only pay $80 up front, and another $20 next March — and a right to a partial refund in a couple years if…

He’s not demanding more money.

I beg to differ — they have properly fucked over their team and fans for years.

And clearly that’s what Barry inferred as well. And that may be what they meant, but if so — that’s some bullshit right there.

I think what they mean by “Bosa’s rookie year is over” is that if the idiots running the Chargers haven’t signed him yet, they’re not going to — especially after the attempt this week at changing the public narrative.

Swearingen for Governor!

Receiving tax cuts or (some) funding does not make US Soccer ‘essentially an arm of the US Government.” All 501(c)(3)s and churches receive tax cuts, and they’re not arms of the US Govt. Numerous private organizations (e.g., private colleges) receive US Govt funding, and they’re not arms of the US Govt. Unless there’s…

The First Amendment is not bound by geography. “Congress shall make no law ... abridging the freedom of speech”, which has been interpreted by the courts to include any governmental action (not just congressional law-making).

Clearly there were problems with tooling, materials, oversight, procedures and management — but you cannot exclude laborers. They were the ones doing the shoddy work. It’s stupid as shit that the DoD would give a helmet-mfg. contract to a prisoner-labor firm (soldier safety is far more important than prisoner rehab),…