And now we want him to come back and play a thing he (maybe) doesn’t even enjoy...

It calls for heavy cream — think it would work with half & half (not the fat-free kind)? We don’t have heavy cream in the fridge much, but we always have half & half. I’ve substituted half & half for heavy cream in other recipes without problem, but not sure if it would make a difference here.

As others have pointed out, in recipe-writing salt typically is not counted (or even listed) as an ingredient — likewise pepper and (sometimes) water.

You’re correct, the ‘someone’ was wrong — your male coworker damn sure was having a baby — and he still does (presumably) have one, though now it may be a toddler, or teen, etc. — he just wasn’t pregnant. I hate when people try to correct someone and are wrong in the process.....

“A married couple we know were having a baby and sent me and my wife...”

I’ve looked at my own microwave as well as the microwaves in condos I’ve rented on vacation (at least a half dozen total), and none of them included the wattage on the label. At best, I’d be able to pull the model number and google that to find the wattage. Why most microwaves don’t have wattage on the permanent label…

Come on, both Olbermann and Johnson copied it from the original bridge-burner: George Costanza!

From what I’ve seen, the university has done fuck all to respond to this or any other sexual assault/rape charge “in a professional, timely manner”. This action was taken by the Waco PD. They may be as corrupt as the Tallahassee or Tuscaloosa PD, but they aren’t the university.

I stand corrected — apparently my spelling was off.

If UGA’s star QB is suspended indefinitely in October for “violation of team rules”, we won’t find out until after bowl season that he got caught dealing weed out of the back of the FB practice facility. That certainly would help keep the negative spotlight off the team during the season.

I’m sorry, but it’s “Go Dawgs!” (pronounced ‘Dowgs’, and if you can make it multi-syllabic, all the better). Please get it right in the future.

Did you even read what Diana wrote above?? The closest she gets to writing on guilt or innocence is this:

Yeah, that’s not how it works. But thanks for playing.

Correct for 200 points. We also would have accepted:

IIRC, he first had a bench trial, and the judge found him guilty. Then, because of NC law, he could opt for a jury trial, which he did. The star witness was unavailable to testify (it being widely assumed Hardy paid Ms. Holder to disappear for a while), so the charges were dropped. Hardy later had the charges expunged…

Counterpoint: Idiocracy is actually a good movie, and that reviewer is wrong. Not as wrong as the moron who drove his Jeep into an F-18, mind you, but still wrong.

It isn’t a binary issue. Storing a supercar in a hermetically sealed garage is stupid, but so is driving a supercar in conditions only suitable for a 4WD Land Rover. There’s nothing wrong in calling out car owners who do either. You want appreciation for the car owners? Let’s see them run the cars on a track or speed…

Jeebus, he isn’t even subtle about it! Just, head down, scoop ball, jump 3 feet forward while remaining 1 foot off the ground, make contact with opponent’s body, cry like a bitch. Ridiculous.....

And the memory holes, in this instance, are the ears of his supporters.

This has been the rule in college football for a few years. Certainly someone has (or could) (but not me) run the numbers to see how kickoff returns have changed in CFB.