Yeah, but that’s called “Marketing”. Do you think you’ll have hot chicks chasing you if you spray Axe all over you? Do you think someone’s coming to your house with a big cardboard check because you mailed back the Publishers’ Clearing House certificate? Do you think you’ll be drowning in gold coins if you go to…

The burning is only part of the problem. The tree trunk where the gear shifter probably was, and the fact that the car was originally 182” long but appeared post-crash to be half that, suggest to me that the crash was more destructive than the ones you posted and that no amount of safety precautions would have saved…

Take a look again at the Porsche crash pic above. That “car” looks like it’s already been through the crusher and is ready for recycling. A hell of a lot worse than the examples you posted.

I know the Patriots are arrogant, but could they really be THIS arrogant?

He’s actually with the OSU Marching Band (a/k/a TBDBITL). They always have a giant stuffed banana; it says “Beat Blue” on the side. It’s the ‘mascot’ of Row K-L (sousaphones, a/k/a the i dotters). It’s been a band thing since the ‘60s. I can’t explain it more than that.

Yeah, it was crazy. But I kept waiting to see the lovely Red Menace whose still image is shown before you hit play, but she never appears. Damn NKs tricked me again!!

How does the FIXED function differ from the ROUND/ROUNDUP/ROUNDDOWN functions?

Side effect: Rotten. Tomatoes. Sooner.

This needs many more stars. Like, all of them.

So, if it’s a public document that will be out in the open soon, and unredacted, why on earth would the CJK5H legal team bother redacting it? Seems like a waste of time and energy that gets you nothing AND has the negative effect of making it look like you’re hiding something. OK, considering the source, I may have…

And you realize it’s a net — flexible nylon cord — and not a fence — chain-link steel — right? The net has a lot of give in it, probably at least 12-15”. This kid isn’t the first to get plunked behind home plate by a screaming foul ball, and won’t be the last. To suggest that, because there’s a net, someone within…

The article says the site and many of the editors are based in LA. If the contracts are subject to California law, then a non-compete isn’t going to be enforceable. And a non-solicit as you describe, which would effectively be a non-compete operating from the other side, might be unenforceable as well.

You may not like IPAs — which is fine, more for the rest of us — but to write that IPAs are not “good beer” is objectively false. Per BeerAdvocate, 4 of the top 10, and 9 of the top 25, beers are IPAs or Imperial/Double IPAs — and almost all of the rest of the top 25 are stout and their stronger variants. So not only…

Query whether you boil the water before you freeze it. Because if not, then you’re adding potentially contaminated water into your wort. Multiple brewers have told me that’s why they don’t add ice to wort to chill it — the ice isn’t sanitary (or to make it sanitary is more time-consuming than it’s worth). Wouldn’t…

If you read the comments to the recipe at Food52.com, you’ll see the author gives explicit instructions on how to make it without an ice cream maker.

Eliot Ness is an amber lager.

Actually, the misspelling was pointed out in the initial comment — recieve (sic). Never forget: “i” before “e” except after “c”. So you can’t read and you can’t spell. Not sure Gawker media has a job for you.

No, not at all. Putting that picture under the headline “The Ben Bishop Save That Brought Some Sanity To The Lightning’s Win” certainly suggests he saved the puck with his head. I was disappointed he didn’t. Oh well, maybe next game.

Hell, Seinfeld and friends went to jail for similar failings.

The GIF that keeps on giving giffing (which works better if you’re a stinkin’, heathen hard-G giffer).