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Me. Because The Bouncer was fuckin’ dope as gosh. I hooked that thing up to my Framemeister recently and played it in wonderful 1080p and it was both the dumbest thing imaginable and also 100% perfect.

Obviously somebody’s never been on a farm... that cow’s obviously pooing over the ring onto the floor.

Look, even if this shit had been nothing but actual pranks, that’s still an evil thing to do to your child. Your kid should never, ever feel tricked by you. On purpose. For your amusement.

Well hey maybe you should stop telling Lifehacker Offspring what to write articles on. They’re doing it how they please and they’re doing a great job. K, thx bye

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Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Hmmm, while they clearly are meant to portray super sentai, I don’t think it is too similar to Saban’s new Power Rangers movie costume design.

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