Walker makes Trump look like a stable genius. Start laying in the popcorn now. Get ahead of the rush and the hoarders.

Yeah he did, and he didn’t get any jail time either.

Don’t you mean Darth Jar Jar?

I had to let go any thought of Viking lore to finally enjoy Thor as a character. But Hemsworth nails the role, and obviously had fun with it.

That sound you heard was several large cases opening and shutting.

I’m all in favor of Musk making public statement of the type that catch SEC investigator’s attention. Eventually, his chickens will come home to roost, I hope.

Wow, projection much? You posting history reveals an obsession with calling other people stupid, while proving quite convincingly who the stupid party is in each exchange.

“Public,” in this sense, does not mean “on gov’t-owned property.”

“Aren’t you a little short for an Astartes?”

I’ve known a few people who struggled with bipolar or dissociative disorders. It’s difficult for them and those around them, but somehow they still manage to not be raging assholes. What’s Kanye’s excuse then?

I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Snoop was high as fcuk.

Spider goat! Spider goat! Does whatever a spider won’t!

I don’t doubt that was the primary motivation, but damn if it isn’t money well-spent. I bet it will bring them more business than that free giveaway cost them.

I bet the circumstances were nowhere near as innocuous as this.

She’s a cop, so of course she’s lying. It’s what they do.

If only Pizza Hut had some kind of system to track what was ordered by whom, and when it was paid for, that could clear up all these questions. Oh, wait...

That still doesn’t make it anywhere near decent pizza.

“I had no involvement with those papers bearing my signature, or those security videos showing my face!”

I’m still not seeing why I would want to eat from Chick-fi-A any day of the week.

Minaj’s music has never appealed to me, but I’ve withheld any opinion of her as a person, because I just didn’t know much about her. But now that she’s come out publicly as a raving idiot and a garbage fire of a person, fcuk her. I hope she gets everything she deserves out of this.