You’re writing is complete sentences, so I know you aren’t Donald. Is that you, Eric?

I have seen a lot of card tables exactly like Trump. Useless, sagging and unstable, they fold under the slightest pressure and are fit for nothing but a trip to the dump.

Babysitting horses pays WAY more than babies.

I had been willing to cut Tiffany some slack, mostly because she remained invisible and didn’t have much to do with the rest of her family. But now she’s shown that she’s all-in for more criminality and malignant ignorance. So I guess she goes in the sack with the rest of them when they are dumped at sea.

If he were spewing actual shit from his mouth, he’d be less filthy.

I did that, but sometimes my fingerprints get filthy. I ended up locking myself out, and I couldn’t remember my backup password. I had to reset the phone.

I’m glad to see Trump signs and people wearing MAGA hats. It lets me know who the toxic assholes are so I can avoid them or ridicule them, as appropriate.

Never stick your dick in crazy.

As a white guy, I have never in my entire life been stopped for jaywalking. 

Two words: Ben Carson.

It was a plausible thought for the first few hours after his diagnosis, but nobody in Trump’s camp is competent enough to keep the subterfuge going for longer than that.

War crimes are about the only crimes Trumplethinskin hasn’t committed. Shrub can’t say that about himself.

Yeah, I’ve gotten shut down hard for thinking those signs were meaningful before. It takes something a lot more direct for me to take is as a cue these days. This article is not helpful at all.

It’s hard to engage seriously with something that isn’t serious at all though. “Conservative Feminism?” Seems like an oxymoron from here. And Ross “Don’t” Douthat seems like a regular moron.

I hope it’s not a shock to anyone that police are liars and murderers.

I was all ready to sign up until I saw the last requirement. Michelob? Really? No thanks.

I’m not a fan of expanding the court, but certainly every single one of Trump’s appointees needs to be investigated for bribery and other forms of corruption. Is there even one of them who is not a crook?

LOL! The racist fucks didn’t read any facts. They just saw the study didn’t say what they wanted it to say, so obviously it was wrong. QED.

I hope this goes well, but I worry about another Tulsa-style lynch mob, especially if there’s another Trump term. Something like this would be a juicy target for a gang of murderous rednecks.