So let’s engage in some unfounded speculation. Are they dating or aren’t they? Why is it anyone’s business? Now let’s condemn them for doing something we haven’t established they’re actually doing. How dare they?!? Isn’t there some muck that needs raking somewhere else?

Apparently police are known to be liars.

The Five Guys in my town got burned out by protesters early on in the riots. I’d thought that was a misguided choice for their vandalism, but apparently they were spot-on. I will not be patronizing a place that fires good employees for standing up to fascist fcuksticks.

All this, from the same people who insist that BLM protesters just need to respect authority.

I believe her when she says she didn’t intend anything. I think the racism just comes naturally, and she didn’t think a thing about it before freaking out over The Blacks, who obviously are not people in her eyes.

The very idea that Kushner is even tangentially “woke” is funny as hell to me.

“The news that I read today about members of our union and former members of our union participating in an online ring of hate makes me sick. I want to be crystal clear: There is no place in our police department or our union for racists or bigots, or for those that enable them by not speaking up.”

“Investigators say Glee kidnapped Salau, keeping her bound in his apartment for three to five days, repeatedly raping and then ultimately killing her.”

Most of the Trump properties fit that description.

Was Melanoma’s trip to Ghana the one where she dressed like a Great White Hunter, complete with pith helmet, or when she wore the coat reading, “I really don’t care. Do U?”

Yeah, pick the filthiest piece of equipment you own and get intimate with it. Who thought this was a good idea?

Calling out another cop for killing someone will get you fired quick.

“This vehicle was a drug seizure that was converted to a surveillance van several years ago.”

Some friends and I marched at the head of a huge “pro-life” parade in Boise once, in the late ‘80s. We were carrying a banner the people behind us couldn’t read. It said, “Idiots Next 1/4 Mile.”

You could probably lift the front end by hand and roll it out.

I did something similar once with a load of bricks in the back of a tiny S-10. I was glad for those rubber bumpers on the axle! The front end was pretty squirrely though.

And then, when the two cops who shoved him were suspended, the entire emergency response force resigned in protest. Because brutalizing citizens is a perk of the job?

“Lawn garbage” is Paul’s neighbor’s nickname for him.

“We can not abide by her caustic remarks. They are out of alignment with our core beliefs and our platform.”

The road apple doesn’t fall far from the horse’s ass.