I imagine everyone here knows this already, but always assume a cop is lying. Always. It’s what they do.

Dammit CNN! Now we’re going to be seeing this smarmy little schit in the news for the next 20 years. You’re minted a new conservative icon.

I grew up in goatshead thorn territory. Walking barefoot anywhere was stupid, so my soles are extremely tender. Also, it’s likely that there are loose thorns tracked in on the floor mat.

“The facts” sez the guy who still hasn’t posted a link to his made-up statistics.

Obvious troll is obvious.

You’d have to watch Fox News to see those numbers. How strong is your stomach?

Less than the odds of their collective IQ breaking 60.

It’s pretty. That is all.

Say what? 3D movies have been around since the 50's.

I have a friend who spilled boiling water on his foot as a child. They grafted a patch from his butt, and now he has curly butt hairs on his butt-foot.

I grew up there. The best thing I did was GTFO.

I expect they will start rendering the drone footage to look more like a Call of Duty game, and give operators high score bonuses for obliterating wedding parties.

What do you mean, “haven’t taken steps?”

You’ll have Durkon Thundershield and the Treeslayers on your side.

So has Title IX been revoked or something?

That’s why there’s a raft of un-pardonable State charges being put together, now with evidence brought forward from this episode.

“First, let’s assume a spherical bridge...”

No need to guess, he said it straight up in plain language.

The GOP has no interest in repairing jack schit. It will take lifetimes for responsible adults to clean up this mess, and Republicans are not in that group.