Look, people, he just wants to apologise and move on so he can get back to not writing.

Very convincing hair dye.

In fairness, what he’s describing *is* Pinocchio if you look at the actual story. It’s a story where Pinocchio at one point gets lynched and there is a weird prison/army subplot.

I always wanted to see them publish his books where the parts he writes are in one color ink and the parts his collaborators write would be a different color. I bet the only place you would see the James Patterson ink is the contract. 

Another reason for me to sign up - my cats won’t bug me all the time for treats. They can hunt their own!

And let’s be real, neither Patterson nor Parton wrote Run, Rose, Run. Patterson farms out all of his writing to a stable of underpaid ghost writers that he shamelessly exploits. So he can fuck right off. 

Probably tried to get a mediocre relative a publishing deal and discovered that James Patterson’s say-so isn’t what it once was and decided to blame a more equitable world.

I will need to reference my yearbooks, but it’s extremely likely.

Why don’t they just try it out by giving the service free to someone who’s already living in a home with a cockroach infestation but can’t afford an exterminator?

As someone who has endured roach infestations when no one was paying me anything, they are a nightmare and you’d have to pay me a sight more than $2,000 to engage in it willingly.

Yes but what if you don't care about Canon, and you still think this is bad

imho this has the worst writing so far.

I wish they’d take screenwriting seriously. The writing in this show is... not quite as bad as the other live-action SW shows, but it’s pretty bad.

I hope I’m not spoiling the ending of this series by letting everyone know that nothing at all will come of this, and we’ll just have a marginally better attempt at a coup sometime later this decade that will probably succeed at least partially, and then the show will be cancelled.

The show can save a lot of film costs by cutting down on cameras, and just getting the footage from the private investigators who follow Remini around at every moment of her day.  That’s just good penny pinching, right there.

Ah, so you got the Taco Bell NFT?

Everyone who watches this shit, enables this shit.

Exploitative garbage. I stayed with it until Collette had to perform ‘Kathleen’s’ gruesome (accidental) death. I don’t think it’s brave or genius to do a scene like that. It’s just pandering to people who can’t get enough of Ted Bundy or Joe Exotic or all of the other murderous legends.

There’s no way the series will be as entertaining as all this NFT bullshit.

Stealing JPEGs of monkeys from celebrities and holding them ransom is a brilliant way to make money I now realize.