There is a lot of money to be made just keeping people stupid and angry.

The non-Euclidean geometry cabal is working overtime to destroy everything we love.

I’m seeing record levels of this from Musk’s supporters this morning:

What does Elon’s dick taste like?

I continue to dutifully volunteer my time for “field research” for many alcohol manufacturers

Watch the police union step in and ole Cap’n retire with full benefits.

These clowns would likely end up dead after a short period of time though.

These guys don’t want to do that. They want to have their sovereign cake and eat it, too.

This is an admirality slideshow, you can tell by the black borders at the top and bottom, therefore it is invalid to be used upon my personage.

Right? “You claim you are not an American citizen? May I see your visa or authorization papers? Oh, you don’t have them? Cool, let me escalate this to ICE, that’ll go well for you.”

LOL yeah it’s essentially a way for asshats to attempt to skirt the law.

Maybe “Thriller” was just THAT good?

It’s amazing how you could simply be “team no one” considering all the parties involved are rich idiots with bruised egos fighting like teenagers, but instead you chose to be on the child molester.

“‘What did my family ever do to you to warrant these decades of harassment and your constant bullying disguise as jokes?ʼ”

Stripper and prostitute are different vocations...

You can throw them farther, too.

So you’re saying this article is as phony as a three-dollar bill?

This whole article and you can’t bother to list a single example of a valuable $2 bill?

Newsflash - if your $2 bill is from 1976 and NEWER - It’s worth $2. MAYBE you can convince some sucker to pay more for a CRISP 1976 $2 bill, or if it has a unique serial # (binary, trinary, birthdate) they are worth more but that…

Lol fuck off bootlicker

I also feel like the “most satisfying” picks were cars you buy on purpose. If you’re buying a BRZ you woke up that morning and drove to the subaru dealer specifically to buy a BRZ. If you’re buying a Kia Rio or an Altima you rolled up the dealership looking for a relatively inexpensive way to drive to work.