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Artist Formerly Known as Skymall
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Amazing that a man worth almost 20 billion dollars can’t hire one marketing intern (or even an alcoholic Glitterbomb) to explain to him why it should be Tes-qui-la

I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU, CHANNING. SO MUCH THAT I SAW “FIGHTING” IN THE THEATER. Before he was a big movie star he did a lot of interesting movies and he is Southern.

For me he becomes handsome when he dances or talks: he’s very funny and talented. Just standing around or in pictures he’s like an off brand Ken doll you get at Dollar Tree.

Exactly why are you here wasting your time reading these articles and commenting, then? Shouldn't you be off doing something more important?

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When I read that I honestly thought she meant Cooper’s dad was one of those weirdos that saves their own pee and was all WHAT? Then realized she just meant he grew pecans.

calm down, pete. it’s only monday. you have a whole week to get through. 

die mad about it 

Yea, I should have mentioned him as well but I guess I only commented on Ariana because of the mentions of her dark mood since Millers death. Pete has been through a lot during his life, and I really dislike how much shit people give him. I see a lot of his behaviors as ways of him coping with what he has been

I hope Ariana has a good team around here who are keeping an eye on her and have her best interest in mind. She has gone through a lot over the last two years and I hope she is in therapy, or at least has someone she is able to talk to and help her process everything she has gone through. 

All Men Are Ugly. Bald heads, skeevy eyes, manboobs, big guts, tiny dicks, low I.Q., big mouths, hairy backs, zero cleanliness, filthy habits, big baby tantrums, lazier than a day is long, and needy as fuck. Wait, that’s just you.

My god, his ears really are too low. 

Have you seen 21 Jump Street? The man is hilarious.

For me, all of his appeal is in his dancing. He plays the typical “bro” role, and is entertaining enough, but take away the dance moves and toned physique and he kind of looks like any other schmo you’d run into at the local bar on a Friday night.

Pete Davidson gave me the second-hand skin crawlies the way he spoke about Ariana on SNL. That’s just what you want after you go through hell when your previous boyfriend dies and you get an avalanche of online hatred blaming you for his death, some clown making jokes about knocking you up on national television. 

Oh my god, you’re right. I stand corrected. *tip of the hat*

If this is all due to Bradley’s unrequited love for Gaga, I won’t be mad.

Bloggers Tom & Lorenzo christened Channing “Charming Potato” and it’s all I see when I look at him. I don’t get the appeal, other than his dance skills.

For me personally, a couple of dealbreakers would certainly have been how he repeatedly thanks her after they fuck and never shuts up about fucking her and also when he told an interviewer that he thinks about his father burning to death in the WTC when he is trying not to cum too fast. But maybe that’s just me!