I think that as long as you emerged from Catholic education without being turned on by priests or nuns (or bishops or cardinals or popes), that nothing turned out _wrong_, necessarily.
PS not to say that some people can't dress up as nuns in a sexy way. But actually intentionally-chaste people are not sexy, except, in…

True. Thankfully I missed out on abstience education by going to a Catholic high school. So. I'm really good at knowing how to make _tons of kids_

Yeah he guessed (incorrectly) that everyone outside of Gotham City acts like people in Gotham City, and can be intimidated in some way. But nope. In the real world no one takes hostage takers seriously.

Poor abstience education. :(

Yeah once they finally figured out that she has serious mental problems (which, I mean, I guess in the real world something as sudden could happen) and decided they were going to play her as "fun crazy", she's been consistent. Before that there was a lot of wandering around trying to figure out what tone she should…

"way more grounded"
::blinks heavily, trying to comprehend::

Remember when Penguin had to leave Gotham because it was not safe for him to be in Gotham, because Fish Mooney wanted him dead? And Penguin stole a car and abducted two guys and was trying to blackmail the relatives of the two guys?

He's probably at home, washing his tights.

Until I hear otherwise I'm going to assume this is truthful.

The Top 5 Things They've Gotten Right On Gotham
1) The Red Hood gang. I'm gonna agree that this was done really well, all things considered.

::applause intensifies::

Good point. Harvey Bullock is much better than Nygma, any day of the week.

Darude Sandstorm

"We bring you live breaking news! Someone just murdered the Deputy Mayor, and they might kill more people. We'll air this footage live!"

The Top 5 Characters on Gotham, so Far
1) Balloonman
2) Falcone
3) Penguin
4) Fish
5) Everyone but Nygma

Gotham is a world in which Evil is an actual entity that can be transmitted through video.

That's my main question about this show, and so far it is not delivering.

Hey if I'm at a bar by myself and I'm single (as Lucius … is???) and some older British chap starts chatting me up about kippers.
Like.

Okay now that I replied to it twice then my work is done here.
Twice.
::rides off into the dual sunset::

Didn't I reply to this? I thought I replied to this. Maybe I didn't. Time is a mystery.