Bigot tears are low-fat, low-carb, and alcohol free, so you are good. However, call a doctor if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours.
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This is a real slice of life. Some might think this story is a little cheesy but this kid belongs in the upper crust of society even though delivery people don’t make a lot of dough.
Random thought, Jez needs to have a dating open thread for people to connect with.
“yeah i dont give a shit about hockey” - Jesus Christ
Couldn’t give away free tickets 7 years ago, and now everyone in the city is a ‘lifelong, diehard’ shit-talking fan. Fuck ‘em.
A man can’t depend on others to draw him dicks. He’s gotta pull himself up by his dickstraps.
In all honesty, that is a better excuse for a motivation to be a hero than most JRPGs.
Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.
The wait is unbearable.
Not Japanese, but hella cute anyway!
There’s another game coming out the same day as Splatoon.
I feel so bad for him. He has so much he wants to give to the world and the world seems determined to stop him from working.
What drives me crazy about this (among many other things) is that it assumes that they need a law to keep women from having abortions after 20 weeks or women will just get late term abortions on a whim. As if any woman WANTS to have an abortion that far along. Having a late term abortion is a very hard, sad choice and…
You question Fall Out Boy, a band (quality be damned) with actual guitars, over Skrillex?
If it wasn’t 4 white males there be a lot more ppl living in grass huts. Sorry we didn’t invent rap music&rioting
I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”
“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…
if you can add in “sudden sense of despair / existential crisis” at some point, that’s pretty much my timeline...