A man can’t depend on others to draw him dicks. He’s gotta pull himself up by his dickstraps.

In all honesty, that is a better excuse for a motivation to be a hero than most JRPGs.

Telling us she’s your sister only makes it funnier/worse.

The wait is unbearable.

Not Japanese, but hella cute anyway!

There’s another game coming out the same day as Splatoon.

I feel so bad for him. He has so much he wants to give to the world and the world seems determined to stop him from working.

What drives me crazy about this (among many other things) is that it assumes that they need a law to keep women from having abortions after 20 weeks or women will just get late term abortions on a whim. As if any woman WANTS to have an abortion that far along. Having a late term abortion is a very hard, sad choice and…

You question Fall Out Boy, a band (quality be damned) with actual guitars, over Skrillex?

If it wasn’t 4 white males there be a lot more ppl living in grass huts. Sorry we didn’t invent rap music&rioting

I had a woman request a new glass of ice water, because, and I can’t make this up, “her ice water was watered down.”

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…

if you can add in “sudden sense of despair / existential crisis” at some point, that’s pretty much my timeline...

I hire people much smarter than me to figure that all out. :)

Do you have a hidden door in the office that requires you to kick a certain brick in the wall to open it?

I wrote a response to this.

To be fair, Life in Aggro makes a good point.

Welp just sat and read all of Gamercat :3

I think there is a point. Possibly more than in previous games. Here, the sheer overkill, with fatalities having multiple steps with one last thing to add insult to injury after the enemy is already most sincerely dead, strike me as just gory slapstick that, while entertaining in its own right, also satirizes such…

Should’ve cleaned your room, young lady.