They'll get the third guy as he sits through a ridiculously long install.

Um Author, are you getting help? Depression isn't supposed to be a lifelong problem that you just muddle through. That kind of existence can be borderline dangerous if you start to spiral downward. Don't pretend to live, get help and live.

Nah, Wind Waker was my definitive Zelda. OoT is best by default, but I could never get enough Wind Waker.

What is your Name?

Hey, if the facts turn out to be different, I'll change my opinion accordingly. I'm capable of that because among my many abilities as a thinking individual is to recognize patterns and adjust my behavior in a way that will benefit me the most.

Uh. Okay? I'm glad you're here to debunk the facts of my life.

I love this game so much. My wife and I still fire it up maybe once a month to have drunken singing contests, and we have spent more money on DLC for RB 2 and 3 than I probably will for any other game I'll ever play in my life. There's games I've enjoyed more, with incredible mechanics and appealing characters and…

I prefer me some Best Friends Play.