My very serious and respectful thoughts on this most heinous matter:

I wish I could have gone to this... Was gonna stay in DC a bit longer (if I hadn’t decided against going on my trip at the last possible minute due to safety concerns) and would have definitely joined you guys but...

Unfortunately, you’re the delusional one.

“If my grandmother had had an abortion, I wouldn’t be here today,”

Holy shit, that last line was fucking metal and I love it.

Why dont you “engage” with my asshole, Dave? Just because Im sure there are somehow even WORSE people than Pence doesn’t mean that I have to sit here and listen to his morally bankrupt shit.

Barely! You still have the water running!! It saves very little water actually!

Edit: Damn it! Someone already posted that video... I really should have known it would be REALLY in demand. Ignore this!

Any chance you will hire people with little to no writing experience or formal education who cant relocate to NYC? But I can get you guys Dunkin Donuts gifts cards every now and then and I think we can all agree that’s a hell of a perk!

I was actually talking about what happens in the immediate area OF said sporting event. Those drunken idiots literally FLOOD the streets for hours and make it impossible for people to get home in any possible mode of transport you can think of that isnt a jetpack.

So it causes about as much inconvenience as a sporting event?

Arent those Amiibo going to have new songs for Callie and Marie to sing DURING Splatfests?

Well what exactly did you expect exactly? There is NO real answer for you. Not unless Nintendo tells us.

Yeah, Id imagine without... EVERYONE, the place is like a husk...

Ohh wow, Adam Sessler and Morgan Webb! I havent seen those guys in years! Glad to see they are back in action together, even if just for the pre-show :D

You monster.

I can’t even deal with some of these goddamn comments... I cant wrap my head around this kind of issue when it comes up in videogames.

Cool! Maybe now they can get cracking on a way to meet and friend people without Facebook and twitter!

I read the sign on the pic at the top of the article as “Justice Warios Woods 4", which is weird because I think there’s only been just the first Wario’s Woods game...